[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ver. 214. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Slurp Slurp Slurp

Fire Emblem has stolen my attention from this game but tomorrow I'm going to pop online to play with some GFFers. I did try to play yesterday but out of the 40 or so people on my list only one person was online and it seemed like they were idling.

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There are a few reasons i haven't signed up.

1. I might get put up against a person that causes the match to run at 5 frames a second. I dunno if they either don't open the proper ports on their router or if our ISPs just hate eachother.

2. I don't like all these crazy rules. I think it should be items and everything on default. 4 stocks with an 8 minute timer (or no timer) and each person selects a stage they want to do and whatever stage they get thrown on they fight on. whoever survives gets to move up in the brackets. Very simple not not overly complicated.

But yeah, I'll pass mostly because of the lag issues. I dunno why, there's just some people I can't play with without the game dropping down to some shitty frame rate... and it sucks too. ;_;

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah... kai, sorry for owning you with fox. Also, let's get 200+ kills on endless tomorrow. :3

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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The lag wasn't bad at all in tonight's matches. Especially all the one-on-one matches I got to do. The only problems I had was Basil's connection. Apparently having his brother as a second player is impossible on his wireless connection.

More like Basil leaving his FTP on causing the match to run at 5fps and making me die an early death due to it feeling like I'm moving underwater. Good job, buddy!

And you were the one who put that bumper in the dead center for me to bounce off of and die. We can't set new records on endless if you're out to kill your partner, now can we?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Anyone who doesn't discuss last night's match will be obliterated by my landmaster. No exceptions!

Icy, I tried to give you another chance but all still failed. Even on endless brawl where you can basically up-A the whole time the 2 frame per second gameplay still keeps me from playing with you. I just feel so bad for you. ;_;

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I love using the landmaster on stages like final destination. I cleared the field of kairyu and the 2 level 9 computers with it thus increasing kai's hate for it. Having a phone conversation while playing makes it fun. Especially when doing endless brawl. We kept making it to 198 but then one of us would die for a stupid reason. We'll get it tonight!

Playing this game past your bedtime when sleepy isn't a good idea. Your reflexes start sucking and you do things like driving the landmaster into the huge pit at link's level. ;_;

FELIPE NO

Nex: Damn you and Ike. You always get like 5 more kills than the person in second place. Still, those 4 player matches were pretty fun. That F-zero stage was a pain to fight on, that's for sure.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Don't bother adding skills. He refuses to play online due to his hatred towards Brawl online for whatever reason. =P

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, he just leeches all the bandwidth in the house. I think BigCN should log into the router and restrict his internet access whenever he plays brawl because brawl is more important than downloading gigabytes of porn.

See, BigCN, if you had FiOS you wouldn't have this issue.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dang, I finally beat the game on vhard without using a continue with fox. I've been trying to train every Saturday. I'm sure some of you are like "lawl i beat it on intense without losing 1 stock" but this is still an achievement for me. When I first got the game I couldn't beat normal mode without using a continue with fox. Now to train on intense mode. ._.

I do think I sort of got lucky. Usually on vhard I might sometimes have to fight a group of Sonic's and they can be a pain in the ass. I'll go through like 3 stocks trying to kill all 10. Or even worse, a team Lucas match.

Oh yeah, and the funniest thing happened the other day. My friends were doing a little mini tournament here with levels set at random. And the very last fight was randomly picked as Air Stepping, some level Kairyu made. The player that sucked actually won that match because the other player kept slipping off the edge. Easy win and a non-epic battle. XD

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, classic mode. I can hold my stock pretty well. It's just the team matches that are a pain in the ass. That, and sometimes I'll have to fight 3 cheap characters before the master hand which leeches any leftover stocks. Like I said before, it depends on who I have to fight. Once I get to the master hand though its a done deal. He's pretty easy to dodge and defeat.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Gah. Like 45 people on my list and none of them ever play anymore. If anyone wants to play today let me know. I need more practice in laggy environments.

I was speaking idiomatically.