Oh, I perfectly understand why someone would take arsenic over hot dogs any day.
I grew up in a lower middle class family. Need I say more? Growing up, because they were so fast, and so easy to cook, and you could prepare them in different ways, like in buns, in sammiches, or cut up into pieces, we had hot dogs almost EVERY DAMN NIGHT.
In fact, the only foods I can remember eating before age 10 were hamburgers, hot dogs, and cereal. Then after branching out into an entire new world of food, by age 14 I could not even look at a hot dog.
Yet, I still love BBQ hot dogs. Which kind of renders my hate of hot dogs void.
Jam it back in, in the dark.