HAY GUYS

eprox1 · Local time: Apr 15, 2007, 09:33 PM

What is with the Ducks and the Wild during the playoffs. At least we're actually scoring this time around. Please stay out of the net, Giguere. I dislike you.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

eprox1 · Local time: Apr 16, 2007, 03:54 PM

HEY. The Wild set a record as a come back team during the playoffs in 2003. We will set it AGAIN. I hope, anyways. I don't really know the history behind Giguere and why he's a backup right now, but I do know that he only let in like 1 goal that whole round 4 years ago.

I don't even know what is happening to us right now. We were on such a hot streak right before playoffs, and we now have Marion Gaborik, one of our top scorers, back from his half season injury (who was absent from our two losses against the ducks, mind you). I mean, we should be crushing you! Shouldn't we?

And somebody tell me why California has not one, not two, but three hockey teams. Or why any state has multiple teams, for that matter. I just don't understand it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

eprox1 · Local time: Apr 17, 2007, 10:45 PM

If you're a MN fan, then that was one of the greatest games of hockey. Evar.

Even with all of the terrible, terrible calls from the refs, the Wild fucking delivered. And jesus, you Californians need to cool it.

I like how they waved off Skoula's ONLY GOAL THIS SEASON. And we still won.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

eprox1 · Local time: Apr 21, 2007, 11:37 AM

Ugh. I was out at the bar getting hammered during that final Wild vs. Ducks game. When I woke up the next morning I was surprised I didn't have a hangover. Then I saw the score of the game. Instantly got a headache. Fucking Ducks.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

eprox1 · Local time: Jun 8, 2007, 07:20 PM

You know what. I'm glad the Ducks won. If the Wild is gonna lose to a team, I want it to be the team that goes all the way.

I was speaking idiomatically.