[PS3] Wipeout HD; Oh my God, look at the size of my erection, micropenis notwithstanding

I booted the game up, and jesus do I suck. I managed to get gold on every race for the first track, but that took some effort - especially the 'zones' race.

I was looking at some of the trophies that revolve around zones - 20 consecutive perfect zones? Reach zone 50 using only the R2/L2 buttons? Zone 75?

Yeah, right. I can barely get to zone 20 with no restrictions as is...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So I'm sick of getting absolutely annihilated in online mode, and figured I should start unlocking more advanced ships beyond my beloved Assegai.

Thing is, these ships I'm unlocking blow.

Seriously, what advantage does Harimau have over Assegai? A -10 in thrust? What's the point.

Also, are you guys playing with auto pilot turned on? You basically need the reflexes and precision of a fucking cheetah to even get through a level without it...

I should just quit now .

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Fuck you guys are passionate about no auto pilot. I think I'm going to stick to playing by myself a while longer...

I was wondering about the differing ship stats, mostly because it seems like that ship you use during Zones has all of its stats maxed out and I usually handle that thing fairly well compared to the other ones - mostly when it comes to turning.

Turning is probably my biggest flaw, actually. I always take the turns so goddamn wide that I just slow way down, even though I’m cranking the gas and the airbrake the entire time. Are you supposed to let up off of the gas at all for sharper turns? I never let go of X, but whoever I’m racing seems to just blaze right by me.

I should probably just start the campaign over without auto pilot, as that's the only way I'm going to learn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.