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 Member 197 Level 15.62 Mar 2006 
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First, one must seek a way to calm the elephant. Having a rapport with animals akin to Dr. Doolittle, I have found breakdancing the best way to do this. While the elephant is in a calm state, register at a message board of which it is a member. Use whatever personal information revealed by said elephant to mock it mercilessly around the message board. When the elephant next logs on, it will either die of embarassment or commit suicide.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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