Job Hate

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

It's almost always the Chinese physicists who I can't fucking understand.

I was almost one of them. I would have called your office, preferably Cheryl's extension, and demanded to speak to Sass. Of course, I would have done so in almost unintelligible English.

I am often confronted by adults who cannot dress themselves and do not know the sizes of the clothing they wear. There have been occasions where I have been asked to look at the size tag on the pair of underwear said customer is currently wearing.

Of course, I cannot preface this with my own question, such as: "How often do you wipe?" But as luck would have it, they are at least able to wear underwear correctly, and with their back turned to me, they cannot see that I am in actuality looking in the opposite direction while I come up with an estimate on their size.

Jam it back in, in the dark.