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Old Feb 7, 2007, 06:52 PM #1 of 13
Fake a Heart Attack to fool Burglars
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HAMPDEN, Maine - An 80-year-old Hampden woman who was watching the Super Bowl alone faked a heart attack to scare off a man who had broken into her home and was pushing her toward the bedroom, police said.
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Daniel Thanem, 45, of Winterport was arrested a short time later and charged with aggravated criminal trespass and assault. Thanem is a convicted sex offender in Alabama, police said.

The woman was watching Sunday night's Super Bowl when she spotted a man walking through her house, said Hampden police Sgt. Dan Stewart. When she asked the man what he was doing, he grabbed her from behind and began pushing her toward the bedroom.
Ahahahahaha. Funny as hell.

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Old Feb 8, 2007, 09:21 AM #2 of 13
Hell, even if you are grossly overweight, you can fake a heart attack and get away with it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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