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Any Married LDS People Here?
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k'iskallawankitaj mamaykipis riman


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Old Mar 8, 2007, 12:04 PM #1 of 28
I've had people tell me that I have to have special underwear with special hole for my penis so I can keep it on while I'm having sex - because of course, Mormons have to keep their special underwear on 24/7 and can't take it off for anything.
Wait...that isn't true?
What the crap?! Freakin' stupid. Someone told you that?
And I was angry when someone told me that the Mormons slow dance by grasping shoulders and stepping far away so the crotches don't touch.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Quiero ayudar a todos que viven en el mundo...pero empiezo contigo.



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Old Mar 8, 2007, 04:58 PM #2 of 28
Only at church dances.
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Spoiler:
You'd have to see what I saw to fully understand. *sigh*


There's nowhere I can't reach.

Quiero ayudar a todos que viven en el mundo...pero empiezo contigo.



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Old Mar 8, 2007, 05:10 PM #3 of 28
That's pretty close, actually. Just a little worse.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Quiero ayudar a todos que viven en el mundo...pero empiezo contigo.



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