Lindsay Lohan gets bitch-slapped by Hollywood

Yeah but, the letter isn't even that amusing.

I never really got celebrity gossip, or, the weird hype people project toward the celebrity lifestyle. It's like, why give a shit what celebrities do in their spare time? Why waste hundreds of dollars a month buying tabloids or wasting otherwise precious hours watching or reading up on such mindless, droning bullshit? Granted, you could say that about any given hobby, but investing your time in keeping up with the latest in celebrity news is just ridiculous. It's worse than those people who spend countless hours organizing their Magic cards.

And you know, I'm sure celebrities don't appriciate having people shoving their noses into their personal business. While I'm not a fan of Lindsay Lohan myself, I can almost sympathsize with her in the fact that retarded shit like this is being published online for all the world to see. I'm almost tempted to ask what kind of impact this letter--being public and all--was meant to have on its said audience. Like, is her bitchiness going to sway you at all from seeing the movie, or what?

This junk is just kind of like.... You know, stupid.

Jam it back in, in the dark.