It seems like nobody up here in maine even read their drivers manual, let alone passed their drivers test but by some miracle obtained their license. Some bullshit I've encountered on the road up here:
- SLOW AS FUCK UPHILL DRIVING. I live in the downtown area of Bangor up here and to get anywhere in this shithole of a city you need to drive uphill. Now I don't know about anyone else but my car needs to be going ATLEAST 20 to 25 just to fucking crawl upwards. Anything less is fucking retarded and UNFORTUNATELY everyone up here is RETARDED.
- CUTTING ME OFF. I've been cut off by so many fucking tacky tramps in their SUV's it's bullshit. It's always been a woman that I've been cut off by, and every single one of them looks like they haven't realized it's not the 80's anymore. Get these fucking scags off the road.
- TAKING A LEFT TURN WHEN IT'S NOT YOUR TURN. People turning right on a green light have the right-of-way. People turning left on a general green (not a green arrow!) have the right to go IF NOBODY IS MAKING A TURN. These fucking people pull this shit all the time and hold up all the right-going traffic until they get a red light, and then they get their fucking green arrow.
- DECIDE WHAT LANE YOU WANT TO DRIVE IN. People drive in-between lanes all the time up here it's ridiculous. I myself have been a bitch and cut someone off because he couldn't decide if he wanted to turn left or go straight, and being that I was also driving uphill I couldn't slow down anymore to let him decide, so. ZOOM. He honked at me from behind and I gave him the finger.
Driving up here can piss me off so damned much sometimes, and it seems like every day someone is doing something stupid on the road.
Jam it back in, in the dark.