"We're having hot dogs? Thanks, but I'll take the arsenic."

Scrambled eggs and ketchup. Jesus Christ, its so disgusting that it pisses me off. Something that also gives me reason to sigh...("sigh") is how people are so passionate about it that they are willing to start a half an hour argument defending their disgusting food choice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by parKbench

Who sees this stuff and decides, screw McDonald's, I'm eating THIS for dinner?

Well considering McDonalds isn't remarkably more quality and/or sanitary to begin with, I am guessing more than you might think.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by parKbench

At least if I find maggots in my food at McDonalds, I can sue the pants off them and be rich for the rest of my life.

True, but then theres the risk of McDonalds having you secretly killed to protect their investments. Do you think those Ronald statues are just for show? No, they are there to make sure that the customers leave "happy", with no complaints. If anything comes up, Ronald sees to it that the "problem" is neutralized.

Weapons of choice: Scolding hot coffee and rock hard sausage egg and cheese biscuits which crack the skull upon impact.

Ronald McDonald's a gangsta!





I've heard Birds nest soup is an interesting dish.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.