Worst Advertising Slogans

Originally Posted by Tenacious D

I think

"Wake up with the King" is a pretty bad one. Burger King breakfasts suck, too.

Okay, seriously, that entire ad campaign scared the crap out of me. That King was creepy as Hell, especially in the early days, when he would wake up in a random guy's bed, or be in the back of a dude's car. I was watching SNL one night, and that commercial (with the King in the back of some guy's car) came on, and it came on in a way that I thought it was an SNL mock ad. But then... there was no laugh track... and it was a real ad. It was ridiculous.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by shadowlink56

Kay, a local jeweler, uses "Every Kiss begins with Kay", and I hate that they think they own every kiss. Bastards.

Well, "kiss" technically begins with the letter "k"... so it's a phonetic pun. That still doesn't make me want to but a diamond.

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Marketing is so not cool.

Yeah, all those marketing people are so not cool... ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.

There's nowhere I can't reach.