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View Poll Results: Contact lenses? Do you use them?
Yes. 19 33.93%
Used to. 2 3.57%
No but I do need something for my eyes... 9 16.07%
I should be in the Air Force. 12 21.43%
I have glass from centimeters away from my fucking eyeballs. Metric system sucks. 10 17.86%
You've finally lost your shit, OO. (thanks krels) 4 7.14%
Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll

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orion_mk3
Rogues do it from behind.


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Mar 2006


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Old May 19, 2007, 02:51 PM #1 of 40
I wear glasses. I can't stand the feeling of anything touching my eyeball--eydrops are torture, the glaucoma test is worse, and my eyes sting uncontrollably when I open them underwater. The optometrist suggested touching my eyeball once a day to see if I could get used to it--I can't.

I've thought about LASIK, but frankly the procedure scares me. If I can't stand the sensation of water touching my eyes, a fucking laser seems out of the question. Not to mention the fact that LASIK has only been available for a few years--there are no long-term studies of possible side effects because no one's had a LASIK'd eye for seventy years.

As Flanders said, maybe your eyeballs pop out at the ten-year mark or something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by orion_mk3; May 19, 2007 at 02:54 PM.
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