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 Member 1865 Level 52.14 Mar 2006 
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I'm a picky eater, so the list is long. I dislike tea, coffee, beef, nuts, shellfish, and more! This makes things difficult in many ways:
Student 1: "Well, here we are at an all night study session! Have some bottom-of-the-pot thick n' nasty crud mud!" Me: "I don't drink it." Student 2: "It's okay, I brought my Chai Organic Weatherman Underground tea!" Me: "Don't drink that either." Students 1 and 2: "Well, you can die in a fire then." Then there was that time in Vietnam... Professor: "Since we're on the beach, tonight we're going to eat crabs, crabs, and nothing but fresh crabs!" Me: "I think crabs are about three steps away from cockroaches in terms of palatability. Also, they remind me of pubic lice and probably have worms." Professor: "Too bad! It's arthropods or nothing tonight!" Me: "Pass the durien, please." How ya doing, buddy? 
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