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Originally Posted by Qwarky
This is actually far more amusing than dimkya's attempt at biting-humor-angry-review. I'll allow it, but don't continue this, ok?
That means stop.
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Can you define what "this" is? And I won't talk about FFVII anymore. But I will talk about KOTOR.
I hate Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Love the sequel, but I hate the original. Gameplay was pretty good, but gameplay is only 1/3 of the pie. What about the characters and storyline? What happened? What happened was that Bioware decided to tell the same story of the Star Wars movies 1000 years in the past, to give it that new spin (as a side note, why is it that when sci-fi series do prequels, everything always looks better and more technologically advanced than the stuff that is supposed to be in the future?)
All they did was split Darth Vader into Revan and Malik, and make Ed Asner the Emperor. Well, not so much with the Asner, but Yoda was in it (did he die at the end? Not really sure, and he/it didn't show up in the sequel, at least not to my knowledge). You also had Samuel L. Jakson, aka Mace Windu, aka Jolee Bindo, which just goes to show that all bald black guys are uberly rugged, just add a 'stache and some purple for a mighty porntastical adventure. There was also the four year old school girl in a thirty year old man's body, aka, Carth, the "man" who would rather pansy it up, and run away from the ultimate evil thus stranding him on an unknown planet, than at least try to fight (this is assuming you went all dark side). Then there was Juhani. I don't know about all that lesbian stuff, because I never did that in the game (and from what I saw on xplay, she seemed more confused than gay), but I will say this. What the f*** was up with head? Was she some kind of cat person? Why did she suck in battle? Anyway, the whole twist in the middle of the game was a little stupid, and the final boss battle was just unspectacular. You fight through that entire last dungeon, fighting through hoards of evil Jedi, (but they aren't sith due to some wierd Star Wars logic), and you get to Malik, and its like fighting the other 30 evil jedi's, only its a one on one fight, which just makes it easier. At least the Star Forge looked better than the Death Star.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.