I have some of the most fudged up teeth around. I've shocked just about every dentist I've been to. One my incisors is as deep as it is wide and one of my molars decided to come in on the wrong side of my canine. I can chew gum with my front teeth I suppose.
I've had two wisdom teeth pulled out. I got knocked out for it. These days you can't anymore in California because of bad dentists who did naughty things to unconscious patients. Anyway, my cheeks swelled up like a chipmunk. After a week the swelling went away but the hole in my gums got infected and now I know what puss tastes like. Hooray.
The worst experience was having a cavity drilled without any painkillers. I remember one of my eyes tearing up and thinking, "At which point should I cry out and beg him to stop drilling?" Just before my pain threshold was breached the drilling stopped. Whew.
Oh yeah, and there's that bike accident that killed the nerves in my two top front teeth, turned them gray, and now I can't bite anything cold.
Jam it back in, in the dark.