One thing that you REALLY want

Definitely a Wii or a new computer, this one's on its last legs.
Or a T-Rex....that'd be sweet

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

A new pair of shoes. My current ones have sort of broken in half so they flop around like thongs. Decent enough for walkin', not for fancy walkin'. Also these shoes have to print money, enable me to fly, create Lego blocks at random and be roughly three times bigger than the known universe, as to not piss off the much larger unknown universe on an episode of Jerry Springer. I wouldn't want him to repeat "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" over and over, I'd get a headache! Maybe these shoes should also make aspirins. And dinner. Not aspirins for dinner though, like, actual dinner. Consisting of food. Unless the unknown universe is over that night, then it'd be an aspirin meal. But he wouldn't even fit in the house. What a situation!

Those are one pair of epic shoes

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Come to think of it, I'd really like a mp3 player that actually works

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.