HAY GUYS

Midna · Local time: May 9, 2010, 01:51 PM

Because when it comes out the front, you can tear that shit with one hand, but when it comes out the back, and you rip at it, the fucking roll keeps going and ends up all over the floor. And if it's a public toilet and it doesn't turn very well, it makes it more difficult because it usually comes off one sheet at a time.

What are you doing with your other hand that makes this an issue?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Midna · Local time: May 9, 2010, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Oh don't think I'm going to give up this argument.

And you wonder why your marriage lasted, what, six months?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Midna · Local time: May 9, 2010, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

What, just because you're an old, footloose hag who nobody loves means you're a fucking expert on relationships?

Really, Zeph? I was joking, you dumbfuck. I wasn't going to throw down over which way the toilet paper should sit on the roll.

And, yes, I'm 40. I really do not care much if you think I'm old, but it's completely hilarious you'd call me a footloose hag who has nobody to love her. You have absolutely no idea who I do or do not in my life to love me, and as for footloose? I have no idea where that gem came from.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.