Alright what's everyone's deal with Brady?

I epic trolled the entire world by making a paper trail that leads all the way back to my facebook and told them how they can all be geniuses.

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Gamingforce is going down in history, fellas. YOU'RE WELCOME!

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In a good way, too. but *shh* I won't post on the forums

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still banned in chat btw

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, I'll keep posting in a lil bit. So here's the thing:

I've got millions of people out there who are willing to donate me money so that I can do a series of educational youtubes which expand on the ideas in my notes. I want to call on any film student who is NOT from the United States, and who is NOT from the UK to answer the call immediately.

We will have capital, we will change the world. We're gonna talk about history, art, and make beautiful music together. That's all I want to be known.

I would prefer if this person is from an Asian country or South America, preferably a muslim.

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still banned from chat, get a clue

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Does zip have a film degree? Because that would be great.

Also thanks for the new avatar, it reflects my mood quite nicely.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Suck my nuts, stupid.

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I don't have to explain my theories to anybody who isn't willing to listen. I've been able to show the entire world the true value of life on this mudball planet by risking my own, which is more than any of my detractors can probably say.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Fuck you, Tails. I don't care if the only lives you're concerned with are yours and your own.

If you're not going to help me then shut the fuck up! I don't need your stupid ass bullshit, because there ARE people out there who understand what I'm doing. I showed anybody who can understand English how they can read at a college level. Do you not get how monumental that fucking is?

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Originally Posted by a_lurker

Brady, I feel like you've gone kind of far off the beaten track, and maybe you have, but maybe you're onto something too. Can you sum up what you're accomplishing and what your goals are?

Also, who did you show this reading thing to? People who have some high school education? Illiterate, native english speakers? Adults in ESL programs? How large of a group did you use to determine this technique of yours? Just curious, because it is a monumental thing. Literacy is the single most important skill in this country.

Basically what I've done is develop THE Unified Cultural Theory: that if you can read at a college level you're basically capable of understanding anybody. I know I'm not the first to figure it out, but it's been difficult for those before me to get the word out, because they had to appeal to book publishers or they had to deal with dishonest academics.

I finally realized that Noam Chomsky has been right all along about language, because it naturally flows that language is THE most common trope in human history, it is THE most repeated pattern going all the way back to the first African man. So if you can understand A language in full you've got what it takes to translate anything textually, especially if you speak English which is the biggest Lingua Franca in history.

I generated buzz about myself in real life and through the internet by refusing to insult people's intelligence. I helped people out when I could and only ate when I was hungry and people thought I was a weirdo. I realized that each post on a messageboard and on facebook has a timestamp, it's just that messageboards operate with pseudonyms and facebook operates under real life.

The paper trail lead all the way to my facebook and I put out false flags that I knew LFers would understand. When I realized that anybody who was aware of my facebook was already in on the joke I told them to let anybody they could in on it.

Anybody with internet access was able to flood my facebook, and they tried to ban my account. Enough people yelled at facebook to get them to unban it in time for me to get a message with the proper timestamp to challenge Barack Obama's announcement of the end of combat missions in Iraq.

I'm the most exposed guy on the planet and it's because I showed anybody who can use the internet but was still robbed of an education that all they need to read at a college level is to do so while constantly keeping reference material on hand. They can read a dictionary or always be willing to look up words they don't understand.

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Originally Posted by DieSeLFueLeD

I asked you to talk like a person who actually wants to engage others in conversation in chat, and you pretty much ignored me and kept spouting crazy. If that isn't indicative of a fuckin' spambot, I dunno what is. Good on Tails for banning your ass out of chat.

My ideas were too complicated to be succinct about in a chat window, sorry.

How ya doing, buddy?

Here are my notes

Here's my playlist.

I knew they're all anybody really needs to acknowledge our common humanity.

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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

that should work

All you need to do in order to understand everything and why I've done this is to read my Facebook from top to bottom. All of my comments.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, grammar is also important but you can pick up grammar in the normal course of reading.

What I've done is shown the human race the truth about itself by concealing it all in a joke anybody can get. And anybody who gets the joke can tell how anyone can read at a college level. Billions of people on this planet are robbed of a well-rounded education and I finally realized what it took to reach them.

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Sorry, man, I don't have a year to read this shit

Then just read down to my thread for The Joke.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Precisely!

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Life is a joke but it doesn't have to be. We constantly doubt others because we think they're out to get us, we seek revenge because we don't view social relationships as causal. At some point in time somebody has to step in and end our endless cycle of violence and destruction.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ever since people walled themselves off from the wilderness the only thing we truly had to fear were marauders or foreign invaders. All of the great men of history operated under the false premise that it's ok to kill others, but they were able to shape the world because they showed respect to their underlings and they rewarded properly.

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Caesar wouldn't have amounted to jack squat without the love of his legion, and Jesus would be just another footnote of history if he didn't proselytize to the poor and illiterate.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If you still doubt me consider this: of the millions of genetically unique sperm your father wasted, YOU were the one who fertilized the egg, YOU were the one who survived the birthing process, YOU grew into maturity by surviving puberty. The same was true of our fathers, our fathers' fathers, and our mothers going all the way back to the first African man who set foot on this planet.

The very fact that we even exist on this stupid mudball means we've won the biggest numbers game in history, and few people understood that when Carl Sagan tried to illustrate it to them.

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suck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit to whoever edited this fucking link you think I'm playing around with your stupid ass?

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, but unlike Watchmen I'm not going to destroy New York with a psychic squid.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah well I don't need you guys to listen to me, so you can take that for what it is. I've grown up from a world in which our global anonymity kept us from understanding what it took to get the big picture and be a world actor. But it's only because of my education and anybody else could have done what I've done by illustrating the truth.

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All I ever NEEDED you to do was hear me out, but everybody was too reactionary to understand.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Alright, but I'm not sure if you're an educator OR a student of history. "Mr. Starkweather" saw my notes and understood that we've both seen the world end in the same way because we have millenia of evidence to back us up.

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Listen, you guys just don't understand human beings the same way that I do. We refer to getting laid as "getting lucky" because it only happens on occasion, but the reason it happens to guys is because they seemed cute or handsome and respectable enough to be worth consideration.

I've watched my friends, mental children go through girls like tissue paper and I'm tired of watching it happen because I've known all my life that girls are our equals and they've been conditioned not to show the truth because they think they have to be non-confrontational.

Girls and women posting on the internet USED to be a rarity because you had to not be afraid to live life in order to be funny or share ideas with complete strangers. Nowadays women can be much more open about things because our generation is on the cusp of understanding that gender roles are a social phenomenon, not natural.

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What I understood about everybody who has had a messiah complex is that they thought people were too stupid to see the truth. I know better, I know that we're all capable of being geniuses we just never figured it out because nobody showed us the way. We're all equals, like it or not.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Just get over yourself already, I'm done with this thread and I'd like to make funny comments again. If you're not taking me seriously I don't need you anyways. I just wanna have fun on the internet while I do important work, ok?

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I'd punch a dude for a Klondike bar right about now.

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Oh, if I told you guys I was completely sober would you believe me? I mean I drank tonight so the fact that I'm so lucid should illustrate something.

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I'M NOT PLAYIN BY WHITEY'S RULES!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, I realized that all I needed from LFers was buzz. All I need them to do is get the word out because I know that many of them believe the same things I do and they're all basically reading at a college level.

Who I REALLY needed to reach were black people. Young black people are starting to read again because of the dissemination of street literature that they can relate to. I watch documentaries about renewed racial tension in this country and see them latching on to conspiracy theories because they don't understand that dumbass white people like Dr. Laura think they call each other niggers all the time.

That's why Dave and Lil' John were so key to the plan. They can frikkin READ.

I'm basically using LF and they understand why I need to. My ultimate goal is to reach people through youtube soundly and non-confrontationally. I just need people who follow my facebook to prop up our videos and get other people to check them out.

All I need to reach people is craft, art, some HD cameras, some film students, and a whole lot of support. And I'm not going to insult anybody's intelligence to do it.

Eventually I want to generate enough buzz to debate Glenn Beck in a public arena, or at least challenge that fat-faced idiot TO one. If I wanted people to see the truth I have to become the Anti-Beck.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I understand that you guys are concerned I've gone insane, but I assure you the exact opposite has happened. So here's a new challenge for this thread: ask me any question about anything and I can tell you the truth based on what I know.

How am I prepared to do this? Because I realized that being a good teacher involves getting people to believe in you long enough to think that what you're telling them is the truth, but good teachers can be bad educators. Being a good educator means telling the truth whenever it's asked of you, even if you don't know.

So go ahead, I CHALLENGE you! SLAP!



I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

Brady? How come I can't get my woman to go down on me?

This is a serious question and I expect a serious answer.

She doesn't understand that your member is one of the cleanest parts of your body, because if you have good hygiene (and I'm assuming that you do) you'd polish the jimmy.

OR, perhaps she thinks it's degrading for her to put a dick in she mouth. That's silly.

OR, maybe YOU don't go down on HER enough times.

This is all just speculation, I dunno jack shit about your love life.

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Well, if Brady is so dedicated to his joke that he's willing to spend literally months looking as crazy as possible on every possible forum and social network he can reach, shit. I enjoy a long-form prank as much as the next guy but if this is a joke then it's a joke he's extended to all his IRL friends as well.

My IRL friends are some smart people and talented artists. Their biggest problem is that most of them are still mental children and don't understand what it's going to take in order to make a success of themselves. They're all too present-oriented with next to no future-orientation.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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I remind you that you think LF was an excellent way to generate positive buzz.

Still, if getting "future-oriented" is what it will take for people to help you then I'm strapping on my Commander Cody helmet and moon boots

I understood that LFers are basically right about most things they just don't know how to get the message out. I can use them as proxies, though, because i realized that old people send crazy ass shit to each other through e-mail forwards all the time.

As long as a message gets forwarded it doesn't really matter where it came from as long as it's true.

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Why do you occupy your time in the presence of mental children? That must be incredibly stifling.

Because they care about me, in their own flaky little ways and I understood that what they need is a leader. When a friend of mine told me that youtube will cut you a slice of ad revenue I realized we had what it took to just completely quit school. All we needed was enough people to pay attention to our youtubes and the money would come rolling in.

But I don't have capital, I don't have real security, I don't have ways and means. I need support from the internet if I want to lead a revolution in thought and make good art.

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but seriously though just how much E have you been popping >:|

None. My favorite drugs were hallucinogens but I'm prepared to quit them entirely because I understand how they work and that they're not boogeymen which will inevitably destroy the minds of ARE KIDS.

Maybe their usage needs to be ritualized if we want responsible drug cultures. The Native American Church gets exceptions for using peyote for instance.

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I didn't do that many drugs either. I got sold a ton of bunk stuff at Bonnaroo, so I was sober and beat up. Still had some good times though, and the overall experience was important.

Now I truly despise trust-fund pseudo-hippies.

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I wasn't trying to be a jerk when I responded, either. I just straight up toldja what's up naw I meen?

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Originally Posted by Bernard Black

Who do you need security from Brady?

I needed security from authority, but now I understand that anybody who's in on The Joke either believes me or thinks I'm crazy. So I have little if anything to worry about. If AN AUTHORITY tried to end me it'd be like the JFK conspiracies multiplied by a billion.

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Should I just go ahead and straight up ban everyone who's more than 1.5 Devos?

This forum should go Full Devo

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Shin, just admit you don't quite get what's going on and move on. The Testing Thread is calling you.

Ban Tails.

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Shin, if you took a gander at his facebook, you surely can tell that he wasn't fucking around yeah? All of those comments to his own topics really seals the deal, and its just sad, not funny at all.

You're gonna wish you rode my nutsack.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Guys I don't do a lot of drugs, OK? I know what false revelations are, and if you'd actually fucking hear me out you'd understand how fucking right I am.

How ya doing, buddy?