[DnD] Crusader (GFF D&D Adventure 2)

Argumentus understood the principle of finder's keepers, taking his time to browse through the absent wizard's cupboards, looking for goodies to fill his belly after such an arduous journey.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Argumentus finishes whatever meal he may have partaken of and wanders the house, eventually reaching the bedroom with Bob. He spots the mirror and moves toward it in order to find any morsels that may have been stuck in his unkempt facial hair.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1x2 is 2
2x2 is 4
2x3... 7?
4x4?????

Argumentus couldn't handle the numbers. He plays with the magic mirror, sliding his hand in and out between the ethereal rift, hoping somebody notices his disembodied hand on the other side.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus was fascinated by the single shiny lever. Its allure compelled him to act.

activate lever second from top

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The idea of his time slipping away causes Argumentus to panic. He frantically begins operating other levers, starting with lever D.

I was speaking idiomatically.

ding dongs the bell

Argumentus pulls lever A

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Argumentus shrugs off the dwarf with his mong strength, he has finally achieved a terrible purpose.

Activate lever E

FELIPE NO

The shock just makes him EVEN ANGRIER!

activate lever B
activate lever D
activate lever A
activate lever C

How ya doing, buddy?

Ding!

Argumentus adjusts his groin plate and pulls the E lever.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm?

Argumentus investigates the statues and then repeats the same combination with the levers to see if the mirror will open.

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The dwarves apparently dumbfounded, the task continues to fall into Argumentus's calloused and unwashed hands.

Activate lever A

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Arg just goes with it and rushes down the stream

activate B,C,D,E

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Arg got the message.

Activate lever A, E

I was speaking idiomatically.

RAAAARGH! Argumentus has become extremely frustrated! He strikes the southernmost statue at the seams.

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"Wiseguy uh?"

Argumentus pokes the statue in the eyes.

FELIPE NO

Argumentus shoved the dwarf aside once the mirror had re-opened. This was his thing. He was in the zone.

He begins with combination A,C,B,E,D

How ya doing, buddy?

Argumentus could not be deterred!

A,C,E,B,D

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Confident that he's finally solved the puzzle, Argumentus rests in the corner to heal up and leave wizardry to wizarding folk.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Argumentus watches from the doorway, biting his lip. Already it's been too long since he's thrown any levers.

How ya doing, buddy?

Even though the runty cleric threw all his levers Argumentus lowers his hempen rope to help her up.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus wasn't about to let any other lucre go to waste. Waste not want not, as the priestesses would say before delivering a brutal whipping.

He investigates the chest.

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All of life's creatures should know the joys of freedom.

Argumentus begins bashing the locks.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The rush of gas causes Argumentus to vomit into the box, leaving a pleasant surprise for its owner.

Argumentus rests again

FELIPE NO

Argumentus accepts his role as meat puppet and shields Bob as he enters the secret room.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Conditioning works on dogs, and Argumentus is no exception. He searches the room for traps.

How ya doing, buddy?