[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

Oh hey it's the lobby freeze bug I guess I'll always have to play games in progress and can't play with my friends, yay Valve.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, for me it happens 4 of every 5 times. Apparently using an on-board NIC or setting the right doo-dads on a Killer NIC will fix the problem, but I have to use wireless because of this room.

The lag is happening because it's the holidays and everybody's playing.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It seems like every server only runs No Mercy or Blood Harvest, are Death Toll and Dead Air just exploit-ridden or what?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Freelance Wolf

I'm not able to use a mic though so I dunno how you guys would feel playing with mic-less ppl. I hear of ppl kicking people with no mics from their games, but I never play with strangers.

I don't always use a mic because the room I'm using doesn't have a door and I can't really control myself when a Hunter's on me, but generally the best way to play without a mic is don't be a dumbass and follow the orders of the guy who DOES have a mic. Maybe type something so people know you're not just some jackass.

Additional Spam:
OH SHIT A HOARD

*runs away*

*gets pounced*

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The ineffectualness of being a smoker is offset by how much fun it is.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Smokers on rooftops are a little harder to hit, as well, so this simultaneously weakens melee (you can't melee somebody out of a smoke if they're out of reach) and strengthens the hunting rifle, which are both needed changes.

I'd just shoot the tongue. :I

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Coordinated Infected attacks are a nightmare. Remember if you're a hunter to pounce anybody that isn't covered in bile, their teammates can't tell hide nor hair and are gonna be busy melee-ing everything. If everybody's covered in bile fucking attack.

FELIPE NO

I dunno if this is so but I think if the team rushes the map you might be able to outrun the tank spawning. Either that or the Director was being super gay.

How ya doing, buddy?

Also hay tank virgins when you incap somebody don't keep pounding them expecting a kill it just makes you a jackass. Also during the Blood Harvest finale keep your distance and just throw shit, their shotguns won't have as much of an effect. A lot of time players will camp the ammo room expecting you to rush in there so they can fuck you up with the auto shotties since tank smash only hits one survivor. Just look at them long enough to stay in control and let your teammates wear them down in a war of attrition.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

As far as I can tell, melee still breaks a tongue, it's a bit confusing.

You're not doing damage for no apparent reason, Starman, the hunter always did 20 damage.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

New patch likes to make me lose connection between rounds. I love it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Tanks can jump but I've only seen it happen for player controlled tanks.

I mean, in theory the AI tank could've climbed up there.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Totem pole was my idea.

We got a pretty shitty team, though. Those Ink and Judge characters kept going off or spawning in bad places. I'm surprised we gave you so much trouble to be quite honest.

I was speaking idiomatically.