Atheist parents!

Originally Posted by GRUN-2

I just realized how lame it's going to be that I'll have to tell my kid I can't even know he exists, so how could I be sure about anything else.

Just do what I intend to do and tell them that if God does exist, he's probably an asshole anyways.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Generally kids are rat bastards up *until* it's Christmas time, because then they can act good and think they deserve the presents they're getting. Of course, it's also vacation time at that point, so all the easier for them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.