[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Oh ok, just give me a rundown of the new stuff.

FELIPE NO

I'm gonna go with Shield Slam which basically does the same thing as Flattening Charge but doesn't have the same chance to fuck up.

Just sayin if you want to pick something different.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Requesting an updated character sheet, 'cause I have to admit I haven't kept up with it at all this time. vv

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I knew it! Wizards love magic mirrors and shit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I had to go to sleep. I think I've got it figured out tho.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

oh yeah

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This is based on Fallout 3's hacking game, isn't it?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You're just trying to kill us, aren't you?

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, if only you'd known about that time I posted about Shield Slam in this very thread.

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Yeah ok that ogre is just gonna stand up again, but that's fine I guess.

FELIPE NO

Bull Rush only knocks them a square back. If anybody could knock a target prone I wouldn't have gotten Shield Slam.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What do all those status symbols even MEAN!?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Stop wasting your dailies without combat advantage.

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DRAW HIM IN

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah I was just gonna fire Unstoppable and wait for you to draw in the ogre. I don't really need any more healing right now. You should've talked to me about this.

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Also this should go without saying but I just don't know. Lurk you should be prepared to move back to the end of the hallway because the Ogre has a long reach and we need to draw him in as far as possible.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah ok just keep blocking the doorway with your frail elven flesh.

We can get two movement actions and one minor in a turn, right? Because if that's the case I suggest that Deni shift two spaces back since so long as the elves are hell-bent on getting the sword the ogre can't occupy the same tiles. If the elves are going to ignore the point of having a tank we might as well try to deal with them as they come.

Kwnwzrd, you need to watch Deni's back and make sure he can't get flanked. The same might go for you too, lurk.

Also, it is possible for Brigid to overturn that table for use as cover, right?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I know we've all been declaring our turns in blocks, but I'd like to see if Gabe kills the elf or not before making any decisions.

How ya doing, buddy?

I dunno why I wanted to wait for that, picking up a weapon takes as many minor actions as picking a nose.

FELIPE NO

Shin and lurk get ready to close those doors, we're gonna make that ogre SQUEEZE

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well maybe if you guys would let the big hitty ogre with missile death squad come to US instead of being turned into human pincushions we'd be going somewhere.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alright new plan. Let's just kill this ogre and then huddle in the northwest room with the mirror. Mots can make his own doors with that battleaxe, so we can just slip out the backway and run like hell.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

We're pretty beat up enough as it is and I don't want to risk somebody dying. So we might as well just skeedadle and if Pang won't just let us escape like that we can hole up in a room or the mirror basement for a night and see what happens.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If they sealed us in how would they get the sword?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hey all you clever dudes pretending to sleep are going to start combat prone if it breaks out.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah it's hard to shoot bows from prone. Crossbows maybe but this isn't GURPS, boy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh so Kord's chosen goes off half-cocked against dudes that were probably the good guys and now some sinister Doppelganger wants the sword and you shit your pantaloons.

Now we do it my way.

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