[DnD] Welcome to the Dungeon of Doom!

Not wanting the Orc's death to bear any sense of dignity, Argumentus attempts to behead the poor sap with a sure strike. (yes decapitate with a hammer)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Now that the leader is burned to death, the rest of the orcs are a pushover.

Yet another axe-wielding maniac cut down in his prime.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Argumentus didn't want to hurt no doggies, moving 3 squares southeast, he attacks the right orc grunt and cleaves into the left.

FELIPE NO

"NO ETSCAPE!! NO MARCEEEE!"

Argumentus pursued the slowed orcs winding up a square southeast of the East orc. Argumentus begins a Passing Attack on the eastern orc, shifting one square west to follow through on the west orc.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Argumentus wiped the sweat off his brow and moved to peep the southern corridor.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"I funny! What you call nig nog in suit?"

"uh"

"I forget."

There's nowhere I can't reach.

"ACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Argumentus decides to get things moving, rushing for the cover of the pillar and steeling himself with a full defense.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus moves to the ledge leaving an equal distance between himself and the two goblins, finishing with a full defense.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus digs his fingers into the wall and attempts to scale the ledge.

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Argumentus breaks his Second Wind and moves to strike the nearest sharpshooter with Reaping Strike.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Argumentus keeps his assault in full force attacking the goblin with another reaping strike

How ya doing, buddy?

Their resistance only makes his determination harder, Argumentus continues with full force, attacking the goblin with a Reaping Strike, spending an AP and following through with another Reaping Strike.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Argumentus couldn't get anywhere without support. He'd drawn the goblins' attention for long enough and it was time to seize glory!

Argumentus jumps from the ledge and moves south of the skullcleaver, attacking it with a Reaping Strike.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The lack of healing magicks would not deter Argumentus on this day! Argumentus moves as far as he can towards the Hexer before finishing with a full defense.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Attack goblin, reaping strike, mighty rage etc.,

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And Argumentus looked upon the carnage that he had created, and he saw that it was good.
And he rested on the seventh day, from all the carnage he had done.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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"WAKE UP! WAKE UP, GIANT GOLEM!"

Argumentus awoke to the buzzing sound of an insect around his ears. He stretched out and went to join pretty lady lookin at masonry.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Argumentus observes the puzzle solving while performing some treasure hunting of his own.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

"Need hep short man?"

Argumentus pulls Gabriel up from out of the hole.

FELIPE NO

Argumentus lifts the ghost-filled cases in each of his arms and throws them down the hole.

He makes a wish...

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"Down you go!" < _ >

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Argumentus spends great effort gathering the left over goblin weapons, swords, and axes, and arrows, oh my! He brings them to the hole and with tremendous effort throws them all in, pointy sides down.

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"Unlock refreshed! Open easy!"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus giggles and mimicks the goblin speech for the party's amusement.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus waved back at the skeleton, and while the rest of the party inched towards the exit Argumentus struck a sunrod and approached the dragon halfway.

Argumentus could see the dragon in clear pain and became very sad.

"Need hep, scaly?"

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