[DnD] Welcome to the Dungeon of Doom!

Argumentus moves in to perform a Reaping Strike on Goblin D

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus spots a worthy (muscular) foe. Face beaming with glee he moves to bring down all of his might upon the goblin axeman.

Argumentus moves to the square south of Goblin axeman and achieves flank
Argumentus performs brute strike on goblin axeman

I was speaking idiomatically.

Bits of Skullcleaver clinging to his warhammer, Argumentus tries on the bracers and feels suddenly more better. He begins clanging the bracers, making his own simple jungle rythm. "You mind I take, short man?"

Rest up, use surges to heal
Investigate the rest of the kitchen

How ya doing, buddy?

Argumentus looks confused for a moment.












"HA! THAT GOOD SHORT MAN!" Argumentus said as he pats Soggy's shoulder. "I not have much mind!"

FELIPE NO

Argumentus not wanting to feel left out enters the hallway after Gabriel. He approaches the kobolds, raising hand in greeting.

"HELLO DOGGIES!"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Argumentus's mouth salivated with the prospect of sugary goodness. The smell of strawberries was also particularly enticing. Argumentus had been denied such sweets by the sisters of the convent, as had all the other super special children. His desire for candy was an adventuring motive just barely below food and secondary to the opportunity to hurt stuff.

A line of drool streaming down his chin, Argumentus follows the robed kobold.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Somewhere in Argumentus's tiny brain, a synapse fires.

"Spose I eat the candy 'n never giveyu it. What you give me?"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Argumentus was tired of talky talk. Now time for actiony action.

Argumentus moves ahead

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's been too long since Argumentus got to hurt something, or so he figured. Argumentus moves to look down the opened double doors.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus moves to the southeast corner and begins to violently shake the halfling.

"HEY LADY! LADY! HEY LADY! WHAT YOU KNOW 'BOUT THIS PLACE?!"

I was speaking idiomatically.

"Sea tea? No fanks."

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"Tiny lady talk too much." >=(

Argumentus grows frustrated with IMPOTENT RAGE and moves to open the locked doors in his special way.

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Unable to move his legs, Argumentus's blood boils. The dullard flexes his arms in preparation for whatever may come from behind the undead.

Prepare Reaping Strike for any hostile that comes within range

How ya doing, buddy?

Argumentus moves across the room to confront the undead controller.

move one square northeast of Wight
Reaping strike

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Argumentus had no intention of letting the Wight get away.

pursue bloodied wight
Reaping strike when caught up, if there are more enemies, retreat

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Argumentus catches his second wind and braces himself for a total defense.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus moves 9 squares north

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus moves one square east.

Argumentus strikes zombie G cleaving into zombie F

Argumentus smirks

I was speaking idiomatically.

Watching his 'lil buddy crumple to the floor caused Argumentus to grow angry. ANGRY WITH RAGE!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA

HRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAGH

Argumentus becomes unstoppable
Argumentus begins passing attack on Zombie I, shifting one square East to follow through to zombie H

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Argumentus's adrenaline-fueled rampage maintains its retarded momentum.

Argumentus strikes Zombie B cleaving into Zombie J

How ya doing, buddy?

With his adrenaline wearing off, so does the hitpoints.

"Ugh, me no feel good."

Argumentus searches all of the rooms for trinkets and food, especially food.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Argumentus gnaws on the biscuit for a while, unable to penetrate its crusty outer shell.

Dissatisfied, he takes a nap and heals up.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Argumentus comes out of his nap at the sound of opening doors. Opened doors lead to new opportunities, and new opportunities lead to things he can hurt.

Argumentus runs to join the pretty lady.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Argumentus moves to the door, ready to rush in at a moment's notice.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus charges towards the Orc leader, moving three spaces west, and attacks the Orc with a Reaping Strike

AP USED

Argumentus finds he can't stop his momentum, shifting one square west and following through with another Reaping Strike

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?