[DnD] Welcome to the Dungeon of Doom!

Not quite understanding Gabriel's instructions, Argumentus employs his retarded strength and rapidly pulls the rope up, dwarf and all.

How ya doing, buddy?

Argumentus proceeds into the room below.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus moves toward the western wall and
"KNOCK KNOCK!"
Bangs his fist on the door.

I was speaking idiomatically.

"Puppies!? Puppies here!?"

Argumentus operates the lever.

How ya doing, buddy?

Argumentus is enamored by the wall of flame.

"OOH! Fire pretty!"

He claps and giggles freely.

FELIPE NO

"Yeh, Argumentus play ball."

Argumentus attempts a feat of strength by moving the boulder.

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Having never spent time near a coast, the sight of the crab was as alien a horror to Argumentus as the Deep speaking Mind Flayers.

Argumentus attacks Enemy Crab with Reaping Strike

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Every part of Argumentus's being is dedicating itself to the solitary task at hand: killing the damn crab.

Reaping strike on crab

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Argumentus knows when he's in grave danger and beats a tactical retreat.

Reaping strike on crab, move to southwest corner

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus bounds down the hallway, not about to let the crab get away. Adrenaline pulses through his veigns as he attempts to strike the crab yet again.

Argumentus experiences a healing surge
Argumentus moves south of the crab, flanking it
Argumentus spends an action point and attempts Reaping Strike on crab

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Not to let a good thing pass him by, Argumentus continues wailing on the crab with his warhammer. It'll be crab cakes tonight.

Reaping strike on crab

I was speaking idiomatically.

GET CRAB

Argumentus moves to flank crab

Argumentus performs Reaping Strike on crab

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The blood rage consumed Argumentus. Caught in the crab's vice-grip, his gorilla-like arms reach the warhammer out to bash away at the part where the crab's brain is supposed to be.

Reaping strike

FELIPE NO

Argumentus continues cracking the crab's shell, getting at that sweet delicious meat

om nom nom nom nom

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

fresh-as-possible crab meat gorging his belly, Argumentus begins to sort through the corpses for their junk

How ya doing, buddy?

Argumentus equips the chainmail belt, admiring his sweet new duds. Standing amidst the viscera, Argumentus succumbs to his crab battle, suddenly asleep. His snores echo throughout the chamber.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The sound of his flatulence rouses Argumentus from his slumber amidst the viscera. Reeking of decaying flesh he goes to find the rest of the party.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

"LOOK OWT BEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

Argumentus comes sliding down the hole, sailing down a slip'n slide of rotting entrails.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus's nose flares at the sounds of battle. He moves to the passageway in order to look down the hall.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Argumentus was confused about what way "that way" be. Since Bob was already rounding the corner, Argumentus addresses the nearby kobold.

"Hey doggy, where the fight?"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Argumentus knew which way the first was, rounding the western corner and entering the room.

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Argumentus desperately struggles to break free of the grip.

Strike west creature, cleaving into north creature
Attempt escape shifting one square south

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Backed into a corner, Argumentus begins swinging wildly.

Passing Attack on northern creature follows through into an attack on western creature

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Argumentus never thought he'd be a bottom. His sudden rage causes him to experience a second wind.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Argumentus stands from prone
Argumentus readies action, if enemy enters square adjacent to Argumentus, strike with Reaping Strike

How ya doing, buddy?