Alright what's everyone's deal with Brady?

People like to conjecture a lot about The Second Gunman on the Grassy Knoll, because they don't understand that Lee Harvey Oswald was fully capable of shooting JFK and did. They don't want to accept the fact that one lone gunman could change history for the worse (even though JFK put us on the path of what used to be our most embarrassing war).

Jack Ruby killed Oswald out of crazed love for JFK, or maybe Jack Ruby was handled by the CIA and they didn't want Oswald using his trial as a platform for spreading communist ideals. Jack Ruby doesn't really matter, the point is that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK and people need to get over it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ok, sorry. I knew I could get the ball rolling in LF because it's a private forum. You need account privileges in order to see it and the only way you can have account privileges is to pay 10 bux.

I thought Lowtax would be down with The Joke because it would mean that if I posted exclusively in LF, tons of people would shovel him money in order to buy accounts.

So basically, all I've figured out is that we're all basically equal. We all have what it takes to read at a college level and understand anybody. I just had to get the word out to as many people as possible and as fast as possible.

Most amazing jew boots

Yyyyup. If you had to work with people who have been robbed of an education or who have had their brains literally poisoned like I have you'd understand why I felt like I had to do this.

Additional Spam:
So, somebody has to be a Father Figure for Humanity because otherwise we're all gonna kill each other eventually.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Lord Styphon

And naturally, the best candidate you can think of for this role is you.

Well who else is crazy, manic, and rational enough to do it?

I'm not in it for the money.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Right, but I don't want to lord power over people, I just want to show them the way to a brighter tomorrow and all that horseshit.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

Good to see you side with John Wilkes Booth on Lincoln.

John Wilkes Booth was limited by his historical context.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

By collecting money from them via Paypal, initially.

If I was going to rip people off and not deliver on my promises I'd be a dead man. I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Additional Spam:
Listen I've already changed millions of lives for the better and the only reason you guys don't believe me is because you thought I was pathetic. Well FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU TOO!

I don't need your validation, all I want to do is make some funny posts on the forums and talk in chat every now and then. So get over it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ok ok, so does anybody know that web forum happyelf started so people can talk shit on SA and Lowtax is? I think they can help me out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Being used as a proxy isn't all that complicated, buddy.

Additional Spam:
And I basically just did the biggest FUCK YOU to Lowtax ever, so I think happyelf will be glad to help.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

all I have to do is post a stupid message in LF and I can't get my friends to help me out because few of them understand how proxies work and the rest are dirty hippies with no credit

Additional Spam:
I literally can't get anybody else who knows me to care about this stupid fucking planet or this stupid fucking human ass race. If you think you can talk me down from the pedestal you're too fucking late. My old life is over, there's not a chance in Hell I'd ever get a teaching job in Oklahoma even though I'm doing this for the kids I worked with at Carl Albert Middle School. So throw me a fucking bone for once in your stupid lives when it actually matters for me.

Additional Spam:
I don't know what it takes to get through your thick skulls. I've refused to insult your intelligence, I've been real as fuck. I've tried to show you guys how much I love and respect you and all I'm asking for in return is that you humor me for five fucking seconds and be willing to help me out with the most minimal of human efforts.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It really doesn't matter. The fact that there's a black guy named Bradford Carter just further cements my point.

I got a little huffy yesterday because it seemed like y'all were still making fun of me while I was being deadly serious, so whatever. You can all read my screed in the journal if you want to see why I'm not crazy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh come on Deni. Just because you have multiple degrees and get laid frequently you think you're better than me?

Izzat whatcha mama toldja?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I'm pretty sure he thinks he's better than you because he didn't bail on his job to pursue a harebrained scheme he had no idea how to actually implement.

I haven't bailed out on anything. You guys have no idea what I'm doing in the real world.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Brad, there is something wrong with you. You were never this ignorant before, even when you were wrong you were still rational about it. You have completely lost the beacon here, and you keep drifting farther off into the crazyverse.

You've come up with nothing new in terms of ideas, and you're going about it in a way that even if you HAD a new idea, no one would ever take you seriously because you look like an ignorant fucking hack.

I'm so far from ignorant it's not even funny. I've been so straight up about my influences it's not even funny. I thanked everybody I possibly could in that gassed thread because I knew that I couldn't reach this point without them to show me the way.

None of you are listening to me because you think I'm a pathetic loser, and I REALLY don't care.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

No, none of us are listening to you because you have nothing to say. Here's you: a guy picks up Abbey Road at the Goodwill, brings it home, brags to his friends about this "incredibly obscure old record" he found.

The fact that you personally have all the charisma and rhetorical skill that the good lord gave a cantaloupe is an entirely separate issue from the fact that you have absolutely nothing to tell anyone.

It sure would be great if people didn't have autism.

Here's a thought: It's sad that people are poor.

Guys, guys, check it out. It's a butt. Oh, man. That's funny.

Fuck you, Pang. For all that you understand about the world where did it get you? You languished in malaise for years and I was doing the same thing.

I'm telling you all this because I KNOW that some of you KNOW everything I'm talking about. I'm doing all of this and risking my life because I know what it takes to educate on a global scale!

NOW do you FUCKING understand?

FELIPE NO

Well since i know my posts are being routed into one big stupid thread let me say this:

All I'm doing is exposing you to the truth of your general ignorance. Every human being on the planet is capable of thinking on the same playing field and I've shown them how to do it.

So: you can help me out or you can stop being a bunch of self-sanctimonious pricks. OR you could just do nothing and keep laughing at me, but if that's the case I know who I'm not going to let in on my project.

Additional Spam:
Quit laughing, facebook privacy options allow anybody in the world to see your facebook. I've turned my facebook into one of the most significant media outlets in the United States: that is The Joke.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?