[DnD] Crusader (GFF D&D Adventure 2)

Confident in his observation (premature, surely), Argumentus begins searching the room for items, and levers.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Fezwig's Believe It or Don't was a sure source of medical curiosities. And medical curiosities meant diagrams that Argumentus could look at.

Argumentus takes Fezwig's Believe It or Don't

Argumentus also moves behind the dwarf while he peeks into the new mirror room.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus attempts to appraise the potions as far as he is able, and checks the lockbox and sword for any traps.

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Argumentus pockets one of the potions of healing before attempting to open the strongbox. The hard way

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Argumentus pockets 50 GP and makes his way to the lever room with Scary Bob.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Argumentus's opportunity for engaging conversation had been cut short by the ogre's sudden rush.

Argumentus shifts to square N11
Argumentus attempts a sure strike on the ogre
Shield Slam if it connects

FELIPE NO

Argumentus experiences a Second Wind, stands up from prone, and rewards Gabriel's charity by getting the Hell out of Dodge. (arrows can't go through walls, right?)

Move to square K7

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Now was not the time to shine for Argumentus. It'll come later...

just wait for it >:x

full defense

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Argumentus had bought himself some time but without any enemies to face his bloodlust has become insatiable.

Argumentus is unstoppable
A Tank is approaching, Argumentus is about to become the tank

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Argumentus moves to pick up the magic sword, stowing his mace while picking it up and equipping it.

Hopefully who's his face won't mind if it's a little dinged.

Hopefully it'll do something.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Argumentus bides his time by taunting the elves.

"Yoo hooo! I got yor sword!"

He prepares for the possibility of the ogre's long reach with a full defense.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Argumentus whistles at Klaus and taunts him instead.

"Yoo-hoo! Big fella me know what ogres want." He waves the sword in antici----pation.

Argumentus readies a Reaping Strike if the Ogre enters the doorway

I was speaking idiomatically.

Time to do something. Finally.

Move to J8
Reaping Strike on Klaus
Action Point spent
Brute Strike on Klaus

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Argumentus sat Injun-style to rest and heal up before leaving for a camp site. He pats his knees to suggest everybody else do the same.

FELIPE NO

Argumentus sets about waking up the other party members in a most unbecoming manner.

He then moves to confront Lord Broden.

"You come in dark and deman sword we not know why? You say hunt demon but now you fight doggy! Your story have incon... inca... incontinence! WHO YOU!?"

Intimidate

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

As the line of questioning continues, Argumentus begins moving around "Lord Broden," sizing him up and sandwiching him within the party.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Argumentus always loved his momma
She taught him good things, Bad things
'Don't trust white people, don't trust white people.
Don't trust white people, they're no good, they're no good,
they're no good, they're no good.
They're just gonna rip you off, they're just gonna rip you off.
Don't trust 'em, don't trust 'em.'

Doppel's gonna die tonight
"GET HER!"

Sure Strike on the Doppelganger
Shield slam if it connects
Move a space north if Shield Slammin
Claim that initiative

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Already dazed and flanked Argumentus lets loose with a Reaping Strike to really put the hurt on Moonface.

Argumentus marks the Doppelganger.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

With the bugbear out of reach Argumentus stands up from prone and shakes the plaster off of his head.

Second Wind

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Move North of Bugbear to flank
Reaping Strike on Bugbear

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Argumentus moves to the swamped Iggy, striking the tiny Halfling with the pommel of the holy sword. He turns to face the Duergar and makes his malice known. The best is saved for last.


Move to M13
Reaping Strike on Iggy w/ intent to knockout
Mark Duergar

How ya doing, buddy?

NO ESCAPE NO SURRENDER

Argumentus moves to H12
Reaping Strike on Duergar

FELIPE NO

Argumentus sets about categorizing and organizing the loot of their fallen foes.

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"Uh?" Argumentus responds with a nod.

Argumentus folds up the three leather armors and stows them in his pack. He also pockets the antivenom and the GP. Picking up the bounty notice, Argumentus taps Gabriel on the shoulder so he can help him with the big words.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

All this talk of history and diplomacy did nothing but infuriate Argumentus. No real answers could be worked out of Iggy without creative implementation of certain... methods.

Argumentus shoves the more diplomatic party members aside, grapples Iggy, and spins him around in the air like pizza dough.

Athletics check

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