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 Member 1794 Level 21.29 Mar 2006 
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Red-Neck Americans are funny ^^...
Redneck: Welcome to (insert name) Hotel! *Looks at me, my dad and my bro Redneck: Er... Um... Koney-ee-chew-wah! Us: ... Redneck: How are you? Us:... Err.... *interrupts* Redneck: HOW! *points* YOU! *gesture* FEELING!? Dad: (In relatively good English) Very good, thank you very much. Redneck: *Asian accent* Oh! Goot! Goot! Nights, HOW MANY? Me: Mate, we understand English, you know. Can't you speak normally? Redback: Ya, ya! America, English-speaking! Bro: Dude, we're not dumb. Redback: ? Oh, okay. Um, so how many nights will you be staying here? Dad: About 8 days. Redback: 8? *Puts eight fingers up*. Okay. You guys from, like, you know, Japan? Me: No actually. We're from Australia. Redneck: *EYES BULGE* What? What? Er... um... WHAT! PLACE! YOU! FROM? Us: ... Redneck: YOU! KNOW?! er... MEE HON JIN! You MEE HON JIN? Me: No seriously, we live in Australia. Redback: NO! As in WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? Me: Er.. we're Chinese. Redback: Where? Where's Chinese? Us: .................................................. .........-_-' Memories. Jam it back in, in the dark.   |
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