Pre-Pre-E3 Wii thread

w00t! A half-legitamate Revo thread!

Judging from the specs on IGN, Rev games are gonna look relativly pretty. Okay, maybe it's a supped up Xbox but think Resi 4 times 1.5 and the future is looking alrighty (no pun, sorry).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If Red Steel really does look like that then Revo graphic whores won't have to worry about a single thing; the graphics are still relatively detailed and rather realistic!

Another thumbs up for Nintendo here .

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Grubdog

Hahaha, well yeah I agree with RAB, and i'd like Camelot to drop that RPG and give me more Mario Tennis goodness. Rev will need a tennis game, and / or a ping pong game... give me a handball game too, heck Curveball would work really well.

Or perhaps Camelot may change RPG's forever with a totally new convention exclusive only to Revo. Whatever that is I don't know but... Hey, Retro managed to create a "first-person adventure".

What ever happened to the rumoured "Game Zero" with the company Zoonami? Apparently ex-Rare members in that group were supposed to be working with Nintendo on this game. E3, maybe?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, I'm hoping they don't overshadow Zelda TP for Revo. Ever since the delay I've been needing some Zelda loving. Hopefully... they'll show TP with Revo functions, then I'll get the best of both worlds! Yay!

I'm hoping they pull a leftie out of their ass. I love it when Nintendo do that. GBA Next, maybe?

Anyway, pull almost all your curtains back Nintendo... We've all been hidden in the shadow for too long!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

*remembers Gamecube launch*

Well hopefully all the launch games will scream in non-gamers' faces, "BUY ME I AM THE ELDER COUSIN TO THE DS AND YOU WILL BE INTRODUCED TO A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF GAMING" or whatever the hell the DS is saying to pull non-gamers in.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, but oh! Imagine the puns you can use!!!

"I can wee on you with one controller!"
"My analog stick will weee your ass off"
"Let's play WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
(Insert another bad Chaofan joke here)

(One of the FEW people that actually like Wii's name.)


Mark my words, it'll become as used as "let's do a google search." Google in Chinese roughly sounds like the slang for Penis. Imagine that.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wii don't have to wait that long anymore.

4-5 (depending on the time you read this) days till the Revolution!

FELIPE NO