Saints Row IV - 35 points
It's basically Saints Row 2, which was pretty much the best game of all time and proof of God's love, except somehow even more over the top than any of its predecessors. Which is not a bad thing. If you can't appreciate the POTUS blasting an alien overlord to death with the power of dubstep, you hate fun things. Normally, this would make it GOTY, except...
Fire Emblem: Awakening: The Second Coming of Christ: Rapture Dubstep GOTY Special Edition - 40 points
This came out this year, and with apologies to the 99% of Earth's population I'm about to offend, it makes Chrono Trigger (or Saints Row 2) look like Quest 64 by comparison. Best soundtrack ever committed to a cartridge and/or disk, and brilliant character design. All of the positive qualities of traditional FE gameplay but with 90% less reliance on the RNG god than previous Fire Emblems because Frederick went all PICK A GOD AND PRAY and stuck a spear through its head. No shoes required to play.
Dragon's Crown - 15 points
Buoyant action, two full cups of blazing magic, curvaceous artwork, and a lot of people set out on a journey of bosoms breasts boobies jugs stonking great tits.
Seriously, it's fun, especially if you can get some people in for multiboober i mean multiplayer.
Papers, Please - 10 points
It's honestly kind of eh from a gameplay standpoint, but the atmosphere alone makes it worthwhile. Lots of games can fiddle with emotions, but very, very few can capture the crushing anxiety of living in a paranoid dictatorship like this can.
FORGOT ABOUT FINAL FANTASY XIV ARR BEING GOOD EDIT: if Final Fantasy XIV A Realm Reborn counts as a 2013 release, steal Bosom's Crown's points and give them to it instead.
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