EXIT STRATEGY

If I were to set up something, I'd suspend myself from the ceiling somehow, set up a series of stratigicly placed razor wire or guilitine-esque blades beneath me. I'd release carbon monoxide into the room on a timer and essentially kill myself that way. Then the rope that's supporting me will snap somehow and down I'll fall on to the blades severing my limbs from my torso. These will stay suspended as they will be individually attached with ropes to the ceiling creating a beautiful display. A large canvas will line the floor as the blood will create some sort of image which will be considered my final contribution to the art community.

Or I could just slit my wrists. I bleed easily :P.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'd like to think of it as the [insert car of choice] of idealistic suicides. Although I'm sure someone else has come up with a much more elaborate way to kill themselves.

But I'm a simple guy. I think I'll stick to the [hypothetical] wrist slitting.

There's nowhere I can't reach.