I don't think I'd fare well in a relationship much less having one with a kid. I'm too irritable.
I have a lot of younger cousins that always gang up on me whenever I show up. Usually I'm pretty passive about it or I'll play along. However, this one day I was trying to watch a movie and they kept trying to pull me down. I ended up throwing one of the boys, who is probably about 5 or 6, on the couch. I had one hand around the back of this neck and the other around his waist so he didn't completely collide with it. Even after that, the little bastard still persisted... trying to intimidate me with his little spit wads.
I'm assuming they act that way because they're grouped together. If I were to get one of them alone, they'd probably be more manageable.
I don't know... Kids are too impressionable and I shudder to think of the people they would become if one where to end up in my care (which is very unlikely).
Just remembered this and how scared it makes me:
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Jam it back in, in the dark.