It's time to play... WHAT! IS! THAT?!

ROUND 1







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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Look guys, I know this isn't how game shows are supposed to go, but, I really don't know the answer. I have been trying to remember what I put in my fruit/vegetable draw, and when, but I have no memory of this event.

It never occurred to me that perhaps I blacked-out, broke into labor and delivery at the hospital, and fist-punched a hole into a sleeping woman's stomach, stealing the sweet baby meat from her womb, only to wake up having forgotten the whole incident.


I have a feeling knk is the closest. So I'll give him this round!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

Dude, clean out your fridge!

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I had oozy potatoes swimming around in a cupboard.


The juice had the look and consistency of maple syrup and the smell of a landfill waterfall.

How ya doing, buddy?

Basically this is a thread to tell us about all the gross, rotting trash in your house.






Item: bread

Location Found: Behind Microwave

Time Elapsed: unknown


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Item: Apricot jelly

Location Found: Refrigerator Door, middle shelf

Time Elapsed: unknown

I was speaking idiomatically.