Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Eat Food Again.

The country braces itself as we confront a new threat.

"If you were to take the best engineers in the world and try to design the perfect weapon, it would be a hot dog," says local homeless guy Gary Smith.

The threat is everywhere, in every town.

Hot dogs are a widely popular food, sold in most stores all over the country. Americans are seized in panic, afraid to leave their homes, unsure of even what to do. Government officials equally baffled and are open to any ideas.


"No parents can watch all of their kids 100% of the time," Smith says. "The best way to protect families is to design hot dogs out of existence."


Though Smith says he doesn't know exactly how someone would redesign a hot dog to not be such a murderous asshole, he's certain that some savvy inventor will find a way.



This is where we come in, Gamin'force. We've all got big brains. I'm sure if we combine our efforts, we can find a way to rid the world of dangerous hot dogs forever.

What do you say?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A planet full of hot dogs!


Just imagine it. =0

How ya doing, buddy?