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Grand Theft Auto is a pretty ridiculous game. A random killing spree takes only about a grand and the confiscation of your arms to get out of. All keys are left in the ignition of cars or the main character knows how to hotwire anything with wheels and a motor in record time. Policemen are the only drivers with locked doors. My absolute favorite thing would have to be how standing on the hood of a moving vehicle while stomping it like a campfire will eventually cause a fire from the engine, a few seconds later, an explosion.
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