Fuckin hate wet shoes.

The only thing that ruins my days is the lack of caffeine. If I don't have at least a cup of coffee in the morning either on my drive to work or before I get in the car, I have the worst withdrawal symptoms (and that's exactly what they are) that last all day like a mild hangover that won't go away. And don't even get me started how bad that was in the 2 or 3 weeks when I was quitting smoking; you straight just wake up HATING shit for no reason.

I swear, I would have been better off developing a fucking meth habit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

But the worst, the utter worst, is having to not correct someone when they are painfully wrong about something. A best client of the office or somesuch. The moment they tell you they hear that the liberals plan to outlaw religion, or that Obama wants to use taxes to support baby murder. And you can't yell at them. You can't. So upsetting.

Stupid people. They are ruiners.

I'm telling you from personal experience that correcting them despite all the known repercussions is a type of orgasm that can't be duplicated ANYWHERE. I mean, sure you burn a bridge and shit, but you ain't never busted a psychological nut like that!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

ALSO...



CHRIST why do people fuck this one up so bad?

Does the roll dispense incorrectly when it's in the WRONG position? I don't understand why this is such a big deal. I've had friends complain about how I set up toilet paper in my house. Fuck off! Complain when there's shit on the toilet seat.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

I simply use a bidet.

Are those things making a comeback or what? I just had a client exit my office and he wants us to design a door hanger advertising the sale and installation of bidets. I probably laughed too hard about this in his presence and I'll be seriously surprised if he even comes back.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?