Playboy - May 2006 - Top 10 Party Schools

You're only saying this because you've never done a kegstand while two scantily-clad girls covered in Jello held your legs up in the air and then poured shots of Jägermeister down your hatchet using their cleavage.

I miss college.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You're just saying that because you haven't tried it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Skillz

What the FUCK Enceph. Where did you go to college?

I went to a small community college here in Central Cali, but back then I was always on the move. Most weekends I was out and about the county on weekends getting plastered. The weekends when I wasn't here in Central Cali I was out visiting my high school buddies in other colleges who, unlike me, actually applied themselves to their studies and went on to the large universities in California.

For example, #2 on the list: U.C.S.B.

No surprises here, my friends. Isla Vista is basically a town full of drunks, only they happen to be college students with really high G.P.A.s. This is also the campus where I've met the most beautiful girls I've ever met in my life, so it doesn't surprise me that these party animal girls are all over the opportunity to be spreading their legs to a magazine cover.

I REALLY miss college.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.