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 Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006 
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I don't know if I'd be so easily swayed with your standard issue miracles; like turning water into beer (no, not even that) or curing blindness.
However, if any of these miracles involve a Jesus-like figure roping me a divine three-way with Mary Magdalene and Scarlett Johansson, I'm going to church on Sunday morning and singin' that nigga's praises at the top of my lungs. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Paco