ITT - Brag About Your Car

How long before you finish that beast? I've never really been a fan of the 70's era Firebirds but I do love the late 60's Camaro; more specifically the 1969 Chevy Camaro SS.



My friend Filemon has one identical to this one above and, ever since I laid my eyes on it back in 1995, I knew I wanted that car. Too bad the asshole is gonna give it to HIS OLDEST SON. What a DICK, that guy.

All I have is a 1993 Infiniti G20.



Thing is old as fuck but it runs cherry and gives me 31 miles to the gallon. I know it ain't much but the car has been infinitely more reliable than my last 6 exes put together; that, my friends, is saying something.

My family nagged me for the longest time about buying a new car and one day I just went out to an Infiniti dealer just to check out cars. I test drove this used G35 they had there and I was in awe of the car altogether. Then as I was about to sign the papers I thought to myself, "Why the fuck am I buying another car if the old one still runs? FUCK THIS NOISE."

So yeah, I'm gonna run that rickety-ass ride into the ground and THEN I'm gonna buy a new car. I figure in the future (along with time machines) there will be nicer designs on the Infiniti G line.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That's because the Zonda is built compact and wide to dig into the road on hard turning whereas the Veyron is... fucking long.

There's nowhere I can't reach.