HAY GUYS

Paco · Local time: Aug 6, 2008, 10:00 PM

You shut the fuck up right now, Aard. The boy couldn't have done anything worse than this.

I'll tell you right now that one of the dumbest things you will have done in your life is confuse Aardark with Saka.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Paco · 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by NinjaguyDan

4. Bothering with a gf in highschool.

OK VIRGINS. Listen up! "Wastin tiem with gf in hs" is not going to cut it for this list by any stretch of the mind; it's just an attempt (a failed one, at that) at socializing. Stop fucking using this as the de-facto reason you never got so much as a handjob in your life. There is, after all, a good reason I haven't used my last five exes as a filler.

How ya doing, buddy?

Paco · Local time: Aug 6, 2008, 10:55 PM

It's called "wishful thinking", buddy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.