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[General Discussion] Games You Can Never Beat But Keep Trying Anyway
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Old Jun 21, 2008, 08:46 PM Local time: Jun 21, 2008, 06:46 PM 1 #1 of 64
I beat Contra III when I was in high school on Hard. You wanna feel a sense of accomplishment? That's the way to do it. I was fucking GOOD at video games back in the day.

However, years of alcohol, drug and other substance abuse have positively diminished my reflexes and focus severely. Now it's decidedly harder for me to play games with a higher-than-average level of difficulty. One such game that I will probably never see the ending to and yet will continue to whittle my soul away into it is Ikaruga.

Ikaruga is hard. It is cock-hard. It's harder than Old Testament god. It is Jessykins' nipples walking blindfolded through a fish market hard. I think you get the idea. Beating it on Easy was difficult enough for me as it was but I decided to take it on in Medium difficulty and was swiftly smote the way you think of the Sword of Acala piercing through the sky. Needless to say, the 4th level boss has always been especially difficult for me and I don't think I'm ever going to beat this game to where I'm satisfied with my level of accomplishment.

In short: I will die an unhappy man.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Jun 22, 2008, 12:18 AM Local time: Jun 21, 2008, 10:18 PM #2 of 64
I was playing Wii earlier tonight and I forgot I had purchased this game for the VC: Ninja Gaiden.

Go on. I dare anyone to tell me they've seen the ending to this game.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Jun 22, 2008, 03:23 AM Local time: Jun 22, 2008, 01:23 AM #3 of 64
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