Asskissers

I know this one kid Gus who's a total tool. Well, this tool has a friend (the "groupie", as I like to call him) who's not unlike the dude who tagged along with that prick Tucker in Sprout's movie "Losers". That muppet is basically like Gus' left nut and present wherever Gus is. He always finishes sentences for Gus (who, by the way, I can't fucking stand to begin with), always brags about how Gus always has the best truck (Stock Chevy Silverado Z71), always points out that Gus only smokes the best weed (Mexican shit skunk) and is basically there to fellate Gus everywhere he goes.

I'm not even sure what he gets out of it because it's not like Gus is his boss or anything and I could at least mildly understand if he was kissing ass to get ahead in the workplace; depressingly enough, this is not the case. I just find it so god-awfully pathetic that I wish he'd just stop latching on to this prat Gus and go kill himself because he obviously has nothing left to live for.

Jam it back in, in the dark.