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I think we seem to be missing the point here... It's a dinosaur... with a SADDLE ON ITS BACK. And there's a PONCHO PROTECTING THE ANIMAL'S BACK.

Look... I know the reality of my Mexican people. We're fence jumpers, not experienced game hunters. You don't think we'd catch a dinosaur, do you?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by LordsSword

I'm glad a more talented person failed to change your mind. This means I get a turn.

No. This means that you, due to lack of common sense, waive the right to said turn.

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I noticed skepticism is the reigning authority here, funny you dont use it against the sources that provide your evidences.

The sources which bring me this evidence have been consistent in bringing hard evidence to the table. HARD EVIDENCE. Things you can touch and feel. Dude... I've never seen Noah's Ark. I've never seen the remains of the slain Goliath. Shit... Even the supposed shroud of Christ is still in doubt by devout Christians. This, by the way should tell you something.

The sources I see who provide counterpoints here are also people who I can speak to and look in the eye. I will NEVER believe the "written word" of a "god" who doesn't bother so much as showing his face, simple as that.

I mean, seriously dude... Dinosaurs coexisting with humans? I thought that shit was laughable when I saw it as a kid on THE FLINTSTONES.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

AYou can talk down to all of us as much as you like. You're an instigator. You try to start your religious fire wherever you go on these forums. It's almost as though you're trolling.

What do you mean "almost"?

Originally Posted by LordsSword

Not to my satisfaction.

"You can't rape the willing people. KEEP THRUSTING DEEP INTO ME!"

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The statement of "moving away from initial theory..."
Precisely what theory & where to is what I am looking for.
The notion that I am & idiot does work to my advantage, educate me please.

We can't educate you. One can only be educated when he or she is willing to at least acknowledge the facts presented to them. You will forever refuse to do so in lieu of "your book" being the de-facto standard of all reasonable and cognitive thought process. You use this as an off-shoot to stir further argument for, um... the sake of argument.

Seriously... Get off your high horse, you baiting bint. This is your first warning.

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Originally Posted by Arainach

See, I tried that. But then I ran into a little problem. Because all those quiet nice Christians? They still vote for the morons you see in the media and as such get stupid laws passed and generally make my life hell. So that didn't work out so hot.

While I do tend to agree with part of this, who says that it's ALL the quiet nice Christians? I mean, yes, I understand that everyone should (and does) vote for their best interests in mind but I'd like to imagine that not EVERY Christian is out to proverbially crucify those of us who don't believe in the invisible man in the sky. That seems a bit irresponsible of a stereotype, don't you think?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by killerpineapple

...but it's hardly as memorable as that crazy guy screaming at you to repent.

That's probably because he's the guy who we spend endless nights at a bar mocking in drunken debauchery; and rightly so.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Alright, ladies. I liked it just fine when it was a nice debate but now it's gotten well off into PP material, which I'm sure LordsSword wanted it to be anyway. Enjoy the view.

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Originally Posted by LordsSword

As long as there is doubt in the hearts of men.

AWESOME. Easily attainable goal considering that common sense and free thinking aren't a part of the rational human's thought process. Also, can you cure cancer for us too? Because, you know, that would help me out a lot.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Sweet merciful crap, didn't we ban Simply Majestic for shit like this?

Yes we did actually.

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