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Care to specify some of those things or should I just delete your post for being, you know, just spam?
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
OK... As far as thing I LOVE to do that I KNOW I'm pretty bad at: Whitewater rafting.
Rafting is a fucking chore, let me tell you. You get in a raft and you're propelled down a deathly-swift water channel with only a paddle that you can use to ATTEMPT to steer your ass down a proper path so as to NOT kill yourself and I can't count the number of times I've fallen out of a raft, gotten banged up by the time I reach it and get back on only to fall off again because I can't maintain my balance on a fucking rubber boat when it's bouncing like we're hitting boulders. (literally) Yet... For some ungodly reason (which is beyond me) every time we finish a ride, I always want to drink a beer to replenish any liquids lost on the way down, drive back to the source and do it all over again. I love the river that much. There's nowhere I can't reach. |