Dad, we're NEVER GONNA USE THIS SHIT!!!

Yeah... My dad is the among the most horrible breed of packrats that has ever walked this earth. We have a storage unit behind the house that's just chock full of useless shit ranging from chafing dishes to trailer tires to decade-old cans of Minwax. We have ANOTHER storage unit at the nursery as well that ALSO has its share of junk in a very similar vein.

Although, the one that takes the cake is that for the LONGEST time we had this piece of shit, Toyota bathtub (like this one) sitting outside the house. When we ran out of places to put my dad's useless junk that van, which had been broken down for 4 years, became another fucking storage facility. ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS that thing sat there accumulating more junk than we have room for. Eventually that van got towed away probably because I'm pretty sure it's a parking violation to have a van parked for well over a decade in the SAME FUCKING SPOT.

We are hopelessly Mexican.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Summonmaster

I think a couple of years ago, we had to throw something out in stealth because my dad would freak out that we're throwing away something that could still be used/memories/etc.

Man... My old man pulls the EXACT SAME SHIT and flips the fuck out every time we throw shit away. If I REALLY want things gone from the house and I know he won't notice, I have to wait until he takes one of his out of town trips at which point I take his truck, pull it into the driveway in reverse, fill it with as much as I can and drive 15 minutes to the landfill to drop it off just to clear some room. To this day, he doesn't know that I do this because (surprise) he doesn't know the garbage is gone because (surprise again) HE'S NEVER GONNA USE THAT SHIT!!!

Parental figures... Go figure~

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Temari

Again, I wasnt aware that the sports section of a New York Times from last month could be important!

Jesus fucking christ. If he really needs to see who won the World Series why doesn't he just go to Applebee's and read the framed sports sections or something?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.