Pressing Your "Buttons"

Originally Posted by Denicalis

As you list it, it just comes off like you get pissed off if you ask a dude for the time and he ignores it.

See, that's how it came off for me as well, but I actually agree with him since that's one of my buttons too. Come on, everyone likes being acknowledge either in passing or in conversation and if you ask someone something so utterly trivial as the time and they just up and ignore you it's grounds for anger; maybe not rage but definitely a bit of anger.

At least I expect them to be courteous enough to let me know that they don't have a watch or at least make up a story if they're so petty as to REALLY NOT want to give you the time. LIE TO ME, JERRY. LIE TO ME!

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Smelnick

Oh, and people who form their opinion of someone based on how funny they are. Other than that, nothing much annoys me really.

Are you gonna backhandedly whore that line out perpetually? Please be honest. Your answer determines whether or not you stay in this thread.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by a lurker

My dad does this a lot. I don't know why, he just has a hard time acknowledging that he heard what you said.

But can you see how that would be annoying to someone who's actually asking him a question and getting a blank stare that passes right through them?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wouldn't say Jesus hates gay people, per se. But GOD definitely HATES THEM FAGGOTS and we all know that Jesus would NEVER disobey his old man. I mean, shit... He let a bunch of sadistic boy-loving Romans nail him to a 2x4; niggas don't come much more loyal than that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It was on his side the whole time. They stabbed the shit out of it.

SAVAGES

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by christinajon

...and I really hate it when you're arguing with someone and they call you "Sweetie" or "Honey".

I'm not gonna lie... I do this SPECIFICALLY to get a rise out of someone during an argument; regardless of gender.

Originally Posted by Smelnick

You wouldn't believe how many streets in winnipeg don't have sidewalks. And therefore I have to bike or walk on the street, and then I get cars honking at me because they have to go around me.

Welcome to Isla Vista, CA; except that when people honk at us when we're on the street we usually kick nice little dents into their fucking Mercedes-Benz. I swear... Only a rich, spoiled, bratty out-of-towner visiting his stoner brother in a car that daddy gave them would have the gall to drive down those streets and honk at pedestrians who have nowhere else to walk.

Bonus points for driver's side bumps that set off the airbags.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Nahual

What the heck do you think?

Silence.

I don't know dude... It's kind of like how I HATE going to movies and having people cheering ad nauseum and applauding like the gods actually give a fuck when the movie ends... So you know what I DON'T do?
Show up on opening day.


So really, what he means is: If you want to not have to experience the irritation it's best to avoid it altogether.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Nahual

That's it.
I'll only go to the movie theater for comedy movies.

CLASS CHOICE, MY MAN.

I hear White Girls: The Sequel is gonna and on opening day @ your nearest Oakland movie screener.

FELIPE NO

Ladies, please let's not start an argument over this now. If you must keep this up at least take this sexy conversation to PMs.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, hence the underlying joke of the thread; just don't let it get to you or out the door you guys are gonna go head first.

Jam it back in, in the dark.