HAY GUYS

Paco · Local time: May 16, 2007, 11:36 AM

When I went to visit some family back in 1994 (I was 15 or so at the time) I was hanging out with our neighbors who were, just as I remembered from when I left in '88, troublemakers of the worst kind. We had a few beers and we had the bright idea to go knock headlights out of some cars with a bat that we had lying around.

So off we went to bang off every headlight we could find and pretty soon we came up on a pick up truck and we saw that it was, in fact, a "Policia Federal de Caminos" (Federal Highway Police) transport. Now, I don't know how many of you are familiar with the "Federales" police force in Mexico but they pretty much do as they please and if they REALLY wanted to they can pretty much kill anyone who fucks with them and really get away with just a slap on the wrist. Well... According to general mob stupidity we went ahead and bashed in their headlights as well... Unfortunately for us, there were two surly gentlemen armed with machine guns in the back of the pick up truck ALSO drinking beer. We didn't even get a verbal warning; when we saw them get up, WE. FUCKING. RAN. And, of course, THEY. OPENED. FIRE. Although I'm pretty sure they didn't fire directly at us because I have a good feeling that if they had, I'd be as dead as a fucking lobster on a plate. I was too fucking terrified to look back; I just ran.

Moral of the story: Don't fuck with Mexican police! Those beaners are armed to the teeth and bust REAL caps as casually as a kid PRETENDING to do the same with a toy gun.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Paco · Local time: May 19, 2007, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by Philia

I was playing with a vemonous snake. I believe it was a rattler.

I did the same thing with a rattlesnake in Mexico too when I was a little kid, probably about 6 or 7, but I got clipped in the forearm. Luckily I got the poison sucked out and got anti-venom treatment right away and thus I'm still alive to tell about it. Unfortunately for the snakes in that area, they've become a hunted species and now my dad's house in Mexico has a rather large corral in the rear that's lined with rattlesnake skulls all around the perimeter.

Serves them bitches right for fucking with Mexicans.

There's nowhere I can't reach.