Alcohol in women?

Originally Posted by Philia

Ya know... it was some time ago when I watched a documentary about women and their alcohol tolerance or lack of thereof.

Whoever made that documentary didn't interview or drink with my friend Kristine.



She's the only girl (that doesn't outweigh me 3 times over) who can drink me under the table.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Alice

Ence, your friend Kristie looks really...classy. =/

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

"Hey guys, I'm swigging from a bottle! Aren't I badass!?" (Sorry Ence. =/ )

But... but... JAMESON'S. Look... Women who can outdrink me don't come around very often so naturally we took a friendly shine to eachother. We seldom hang out because she lives in Santa Cruz and Santa Barbara but when we do hang out, we're almost always buzzing. But hey, she does have school, a job and a relationship to maintain to so no matter what happens on the weekend, shit goes back to normal on Monday mornings. No matter how "classy" we look on Sunday morning with a pounding headache. I <3 my friend Kristine.

But really though, in my experience (both male and female) should just find their comfortable level of when to stop. Some people just have high thresholds of inebriation whereas others just... don't. Not anything to be ashamed of, ladies; there's a reason why men die first, after all.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So I guess this is where you tell us that you've slipped a couple of them roofies, right?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Philia

Ya know, I just tried the strawberry margirata and its not bad, its just I cannot chug it without choking first.

You're not supposed to chug them, dear. Cocktails were made for sipping not for chugging. That's what Jack Daniel's is for.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well... She's a really sweet girl so she's a blast to hang out with.... With or without the alcohol; it's just that most times that we do hang out we end up playing quarters, beer pong and, god forbid, strip poker.

Some people just don't see the point in chilling with someone who may or may not get belligerently drunk. Who's to blame them? That's why there's little cliques and groups you hang with; my clique just happens to have 2 UCSB Beer Pong Championship titles under its belt and can probably drink Shin and Deni under the table, that's all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

And beaner, that's some big talk right there. You'd probably beat us at beer pong, but that's because when we drink, we don't waste our time with faggy games. We drink. Bring it on, wetback.

Well shit, man! I just think that if I'm gonna be killing my liver I may as well make a sport out of it. BRING IT AWWWWWWWWWN!!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm trying to change it to my Karl Strauss set already but I can't get the fucking rotator script to work. :/

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by IdleChill

God made it so that women have low a tolerance to save the men from shelling out too much money.

That reminds me of that Nick DiPaolo bit where he's talking about how much better it is to take petite girls out drinking than heavy girls.

"...2 or 3 drinks and they're ready to give it up. You take a big girl out drinking it's like filling up a Winnebago. At the end of the night and 12 pitchers later they're drunk but they're still standing like Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull against the ropes yelling 'YOU NEVER GOT ME DOWN RAY! YOU NEVER GOT ME DOWN!'"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?