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Man, trash is awesome as long as it's still useful. My dad has this Toyota van that's been sitting on our property since 1996 and he REFUSES to get rid of it because he insists it still runs even though we all know the engine is shot to shit, the seats have entirely rotted and the paint is more chipped than those of that black dude who bites the curb in American History X.
However, I have found some really good shit in the trash. In fact, my most recent and really great find has been a set of suede couches that I ran into on the side of the road. They were just dirty and a bit of suede treatment cleaned the grime that was on them. Now they're the most coveted spot in my house. How ya doing, buddy? |
You never know... I've met some really butch female trash collectors. >__>
There's nowhere I can't reach. |